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Attention all Burrito folders wherever you may be. I don't care if the rain is pouring in through the hole in your roof or the woman next door has just run off with your husband, this is of vital importance. Drop everything!

Have you any idea of the Burrito crisis facing the USA? In kitchens all over the country, unqualified men and women are tackling an activity in a way that could have a disastrous effect on the joy of eating as we know it.

Can you see this horrific picture in your mind's eye? Men, women and yes, even children, folding Burritos in a very disturbing and alarming fashion. This has to stop! As a country, we need to restore order and sanity in the sacred world of Burrito folding.

Society has become sick in so many ways with crime, violence, drug abuse and a host of other ills that blight humanity. Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse, what happens? We have a sickening catalog of Burrito folding offenses.

Believe it or not, and it disturbs me to say it, but there are people who are actually using cold tortillas. Yes cold! The perpetrators of this disgusting practice could be persons living in your neighborhood, in your street and dare I say it, even in your own house. This is insane. You simply cannot fold a Burrito properly with cold tortillas, they MUST be heated first.

Repulsive as this may sound, it gets worse. Did you know that the vast majority of Burrito folders in the USA over-fill their Burritos? I can understand if you have to stop reading now. I find it nauseating just writing about this outrageous practice.

Don't these people realize what can happen if you over-fill a Burrito? Yes that's right. Beans, rice, sauce, cheese and any number of other fillings ooze from the tortilla and inevitably find their way onto the clean white shirts and blouses of citizens, the length and breadth of the country. It's just plain irresponsible.

I appeal to the entire population of America to take a stand against these Burrito folding crimes. Do you part for this great country and refuse to accept defectively folded Burritos. Make it known to your family, friends and neighbors that you will only ever eat Burritos that are made with heated tortillas and that you will never, ever, ever accept one that is over-loaded.

Your country needs you! Stand up and be counted.

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