There are but a few very important rules to follow if you want to raise a Brat. Despite popular belief, raising a brat can be one of the easiest things you have every done.

The first rule to learn is the Do Nothing rule.
Doing nothing means exactly that. When your aspiring brat, throws herself down in the middle of the floor at Wal-Mart screaming and flailing like a fish out of water because the toy she wanted is sold-out, just smile at your precious and do nothing. It helps to look at the shoppers gawking nearby and state something like, "Isn't she wonderful?". Another prime example to doing nothing is when your child is playing with their peers and she rips the toy out of another little girls' hand, causing that child to scream, just gaze adoringly at your beloved and nod. Inform the other child, your child wants the toy and your child is going to play with the toy as nicely as possible. Do not concern yourself or your child with the fact the toy rightfully belongs to the other child and absolutely DO NOT reach over and take the toy from your child, this will not increase your chances of raising a brat, in fact, having your child give back the toy, may just have the opposite effect.

The second rule to raising a successful brat is the Give Everything rule.
Give your child everything and anything their heart desires, do not worry about the cost, spare no expense getting it. For example, when your precious wants the latest and greatest video gaming system, get it and sacrifice nothing in doing so. If your local store is sold out, and they may be, despite the fact you stood in line for 24 hours with no sleep or food, hit e-bay, the local newspapers or take out an ad. If the gaming system is found at an extravagant price, take out a second mortgage on the house and GET that system, disappoint is something an aspiring brat must never encounter. If your brat in training is a teenager and demands the most in style and expensive clothes, both you and your husband should retain second jobs to provide this necessity for future brats.

The third rule to master is the Avoid Responsibility rule.
It is important to teach your child to avoid responsibility, at any cost. In order to do this you must do everything. A true brat must never learn the meaning of responsibility. Never let a future brat be hindered by any type of responsibility, especially responsibility that requires work. For example: When your 8 year old daughter pulls every piece

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