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Created on: December 30, 2007
GOD IS FUNNY
God has a sense of humor; it's true.
Look at the giraffe. What did He do?
The Creator gave him a neck to the sky
And legs that carry him way up high.
He has to squat to reach the ground,
And topple over, just to lie down.
But don't get me started about those spots
I've looked in the mirror,
And I'll take no pot-shots!
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