by Daguerreo Darkwielder

Created on: December 21, 2007   Last Updated: June 29, 2009

Ah yes, "me", a subject I can really get into, something I never get tired of talking or writing about. How do I love me? Let me count the ways. I suppose I would begin with...

"A glittering paragon of male beauty and charisma. A man in possession of such personality as to cause pain to those who, in fits of sheer jealousy, would even attempt to question his standing. A man with a face so angelic, that to look into his eyes is to look upon the very eyes of God, to kiss his sweet lips is to taste the sweet ambrosia of Heaven. His body, like a lithe and graceful dancer, leaping between the very clouds and your dreams. A man who's humor could touch even the hardest and coldest of hearts, a man who's very embrace could turn any woman into a quivering heap."

Of course, that's on a good day, when I'm feeling especially proud of myself. Other days might go something like this...

"A lowly and groveling, poor example of evolution thus far. A man who has nothing to offer society, much less a woman. A man who is so loathed as to conjure cringes in the bodies of those who hear his name. A worthless and in-effective blow-hard with the looks of a dessicated corpse
a sense of humor like that of Adolf Hitler. An immature and sickening man-child with no aspirations and little drive. A failure, through and through."

These are two extremes, of course. Most days, I think it would have to go like this...

"A person. He lives in a house. He is neither hated nor loved, he just is. He is tall, not the ugliest person you've ever seen, but certainly not the most attractive. He wants to do good, but is flawed, and in some cases he sides with his flaws as a way to defend them, but he knows he is not fooling anyone, not even himself. He feels that he is not worthy of love, and therefore has a hard time accepting that anyone could like him just because. He is alone, and he has made himself that way. He will most likely never let himself be happy, because he feels guilt over it."

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