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3 delightfully key words: 'miser miserable able' - One's miserable from being a miser until he's finally able.

A Savior we can all agree on, is savoring the moment.

Some are in a well, some are well.

Life is the lake, and the after life is the reflection.

People will tolerate one more who rates taller by increasing their stature thru the study of Life.

Say to your Lady, 'Your heart is so shiny,

it bounces off the moon.'

Some get the general drift, some want to be General Drift.

I went to Wayside Elementary and then Limestone Elementary.
And when I went by the Wayside in Life, I was graced they
didn't send me to a Limestone quarry.

If you can't see the answer,
sail a calm sea, until
you calm the answer out of you.

The past has been cast, so don't bother to reel it in.

May I have the inclination,
to climb Life's inclines.

Con-stabulary: If one doesn't have a conscience, their guilt can eventually stab them.

Those with patience to study life, can say awesome. All the others say,
awe, some it all up....

I used to be so in the all-encompassing middle, I felt squeezed.

Indecisive?.. Or having trouble swallowing a Horse Pill? Think of it as a surgical vitamin.
Or just an intricate collection of atomic matter. Well, what does that matter,
when a trinket of an idea would be... below whatever We can call stuff,
is the unknown or Spiritual. So, this is all just an Unknown Spiritual Exercise.

If one doesn't focus, they could become a foe of society and tend to cuss.

Instead of being selfish and selling fish, give a few away like the Messiah did or will do.

I was half out of my mind once. Now I'm past being half in it.

Pi-lot: Pilots have a bigger piece of the pie, but aren't around their lot alot.

Just as a "greased" pig is hard to catch, so is a "butter" fly.

With your mind present, I have the presence of mind.

Evade Preachy, Teachy, and kind of Speachy.

Endless press conferences, are about pressing on...

What is Tom Cruise really trying to do to Shrinks?
Give them a shot of their own medicine, with a Tomahawk Cruise missile.

I'm Honorary, trying not to be ornery

Pass around
more mints to chill,
so another one,
Christ-like
won't end up on a hill.
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The Source is a Beacon
on a Pyramid
in the Center of the Universe
welcoming with a Sea of Life
Cosmic Whirlpool,
or a transforming Black Hole.
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IGA
Safeway

A G.I. (Joe?)
Or the SafeWay (pacifist way?)

Safeway was renamed Homeland

A pacifist sure wouldn't want to join Homeland Security
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A con can still grow by practicing congruity (being appropriate and harmonious).

Cons leave a trail, instead of striving to hold their head up high
and aim high
to leave jet Contrails (vapor trails)

Be on your way to getting somewhere emotionally, mentally, or physically before your shoes wear out.

Say to your Lady, You're so refined, You make crude oil clear.

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