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So I was in a public restroom the other day, trying to get over the fact that people like to stink it all up by not flushing, why they don't is beyond me.

As I was saying though, I was washing my hands and I heard some music. Restroom music. Soft music. I liked the song, so I decided to sing a little bit and soon i was kinda moving to it and I wondered why they (who is 'they' anyway?) decided that soft music is the preferable restroom and elevator music? Is there some type that makes you "go" better or make your elevator ride more enjoyable or even faster? Then I wondered if there were certain songs that do all that for you? Does age affect which songs/music is best for you? Then I wondered if they (still wondering who 'they' is...) have labs where they test what music is better for you. Does someone actually get paid to ride an elevator all day and then answer questions about what the music did for him/her? Or does someone get paid to 'go' and judge different kinds of music? If so, how much does that person(s) get paid? If your at home 'going' does that mean its not as good since there most likely isn't any music? hmmmm...

Just some questions to ponder, next time your in a public restroom or in an elevator.....

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