by Lawrence Schurfeld

Created on: December 11, 2007

If a person would take a look around at the world's problems, and carefully examined why and how these problems occur, then they would realize the same thing: The world would be a much better place with out in shape people.
Many people will think this is untrue but is it really? Studies all over the world are pointing in this direction. It comes to no surprise as scientists used to say "At one time we thought smoking cigarettes was healthy. We were wrong then and we were wrong about this." Its not just cigarettes; at one point or another, all drugs were considered to be the healthy thing to do. Innocent sick children snorted cocaine because they thought that it would help them with the bubonic plague or yellow fever.

Out of shape people could be in shape if they wanted to. Sure they could go and run 5 miles a day for the rest of their lives or avoid fast food but they are buddies with the local scientist. (You see scientists are out of shape as well) Those scientists inform them about the truth. The truthbeing that the economy is affected by what shape every person is in and out of shape people care about the economy while in shape people only care about their own necks. Out of shape people gorge at the local McDonald's every day so that awkward zit prone teenager that works there can avoid the nagging of his mother and to have some spending money to make up for his death-like face. In shape people don't care about that poor kid. Their kid doesn't have a death face so why should they care about others with those faces? Even worse, their selfish ways has them cook their own meals at home, if they even eat at all! Many skinny people have resorted to not eating at all which can lead to anorexia, a leading eating disorder. They won't eat as much, either way, because they call it "unhealthy." If everyone ate at McDonald's daily, then there would happier zit prone teenagers in the world. Those teenagers would have hope, knowing that they have the support of the many people who gorge in on those under cooked greasy burgers and eat enough calories to last you for a week. Eating out also helps boost the economy by helping McDonald's make more money, they can pay more money to their employees who then spend that money at their convenience at the local Book Store to read dirty magazines. Otherwise, they just have to tear off the plastic and sneak the magazines to the back room for their first look at why god loves us.
Unlike contrary belief, it's actually unhealthy

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