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Lets consider the problem of being at war with Iran seriously- the potential perennial war with the power of the mid-east could scenariate like this...

Last night 7000 Iranian Revolutionary Guards hang glided off Zagros Heights stealth soaring with Indignant day-glo packs powered by special North Korean batteries. Silent electric engines drove the munching hideen far into Iraq loaded with evil purposes. Iran's President order the perpetrators to hostage the residents of the newly completed U.S. Embassy campus in Bogdahd and hold them until 47,000 members of the Iranian Revolutionary Brotherhood were released from illegal confinement and torture at Guacamole Bay in the southern extremities of Cuba.

American President Bojangles said that Iran was at war with the United States and demanded 400 billion dollars from Congress to fund an exploratory rescue mission. The Blue Angels were sent to perform intimidating aerobatics over Bogdahd, and Iranian President Hauteminidinnyjob traveled to the New York on a special French Air flight to visit the U.N. and demand the right to return and moon Americans saying ' Infidels deserve to die, and Iran is a peace-loving nation being harassed by imperialist racists!'. That infuriated New Yorkers and President Bojangles.

Iranian policy was to present the U.S.A. as a bullying, bi-polar power alternating carrots and sticks without comprehending which is what. Bully's always default to the stick said Ameanydinijob. President Bojangles counter-punched at a hastily assembled confernece of free press reporters employed by the State Department "Iran is a wicked broken axis of evil and a fascist power keeping extractable resources for authoritarian goals." The President misspoke and what he said sounded to the public like " Babecue jelly donuts or nukem."

Iranian covert operatives created a stockpile of plutonium deep underground as a result of serialized nuclear fission operations unknown to international inspectors. Hank Blitz Chief UN Weapons inspector said he found some painted eggs and traces of crowing but that was that. Centrifuges could be heard whirring within hearing of the inspections team however.

After 300 days of America being held hostage the hostages were released unharmed when the humiliated President in his last days in office sent cruise missiles with neutron bombs to devastate Iraq. Arguments in the U.S.A. were intense on the question of the President's right to use neutron bombs under the war powers act so long as he completed that within 90 days. Democrat said nyet, bring the troops home and leave the missile question in the court judgment barn. The mission took less than 90 minutes so the President seemed in the clear technically.

Vice-President Christmas Past took pity on Tehran and sent in a legion of contractors and Halliburton to reconstruct the collaterally damaged country. Direct foreign investors were busy buying up the U.S.A. and couldn't spare a quarter for Iran or bus fare. V.P. Christmas Past said the nation rebuilding mission would essentially pay for itself. The President confirmed that by asking the Congress for a trillion dollars for an emergency defense appropriation interim measure to "help support the contractors".

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