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Created on: December 03, 2007
I was wishing a wish for a Christmas of sorts
When suddenly I saw a large frog all covered with warts
I called it so carefully
But no such luck
It jumped over the wall and into the muck
Out into the water it swam with a splatter
Not caring the least what was the matter
I looked to the east and I looked to the west
And what should appear
But Timothy turtle wearing yellow rain gear
He turned his little green head
And looking my way
He answered my call
Saying have a nice day
Merry Christmas to all.
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