Below are the top articles rated and ranked by Helium members on:

Poetry: Christmas humor

• 1 of 59

  by Doug Burrell

  Derek, The Christmas Gorilla

  Now, gather 'round and you all will hear
  A classic tale of Christmas cheer.
  You won't believe

  read more

• 2 of 59

  by L D Redmond

  It wasn't going quite to plan,
  For Christmas day was looming,
  Vixen had a dodgy belly,
  And Prancer needed grooming.

  Mrs Claus

  read more

• 3 of 59

  by Sullivan Vullo

  As Christmas drew near I began to prepare
  I was nice to my sister, quit pulling her hair
  I visited Santa, he works at the

  read more

• 4 of 59

  by Stocker Wiley

  Almost No Christmas

  The Elvin influenza
  Struck without warning
  Just three days before
  Christmas morning

  Not one Elf was working
  The

  read more

• 5 of 59

  by Dan Weaver

  Haunted by Christmas

  Sometimes I sympathize with Ebenezer,
  especially on Christmas morn,
  sitting among the ghosts of Christmas

  read more

View All Articles on:
Poetry: Christmas humor