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BANANA HAMMOCK! That right there would be considered, in my book and I have a plethora of books, to be a random act of stupidity. Actually that's too long so I'll go with RAS (aka Rats are Small) Now, if you want to entertain yourself on the job, or on the John, ha, you are going to have to read something else but I am not going to spoon feed you all the answers, spork feed maybe but certainly not spoon, too sharp. Regardless, I will let you in on one little way, improv a story. Just start going in to a funny conversation or story and be just one character. One example of that would be:

ANYWAYS, enough about lemons, no it's okay Dave, you don't need to stop eating those. Well those yeah, no...No! No! NO! Oh great, look what you made me type, well I said don't eat your mother's toothbrush and look what happens. I know your tummy is rumbling but that doesn't mean you get to eat mommy's toothbrush. I know, I know, hey...hey...hey...HEY I WILL SLAY YOU! GO PUNCH A DOORKNOB...THAT'S A DOOR HANDLE JERK! Well, I can't do anything to it if it shocked you. Oh I'm a doorknob? Well your mother! Oh crap, he's coming, RUN!

That's just one to entertain yourself with a random act of stupidity. You're welcome.

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