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Created on: November 27, 2007
1. Jessica Simpson took Tony Romo home for Thanksgiving.
She either wanted to know the difference between The Big
Tuna and "Chick friends of Big D".
2. Senator Ted Kennedy plans on writing his memoirs.
He is now looking to make a SPLASH in the literary world.
Will he leave the Senate if he becomes a top 10 author?
He'll cross that bridge when he gets to it.
3. Post Thanksgiving is like World War II:
You can Patton your rear guard and front surge
while fighting the battle of the bulge.
4. The Banks want a government bail out from the credit woes.
Well! If the Banks would stop sending credit card applications
to 90% of the people who cannot afford to use them, that would
be a start. A freshman in college who is looking to party, eat
occasionally off campus and party does not need a credit card.
5. 12 million bank accounts have closed over the past 2-3 years.
Why? Bank fees are outrageous. The IRS can tap into a bank account
anytime and anyplace without warning. The courts can do the same.
Expensive but less than bank fines, people are paying bills at
other outlets including grocery and convenience stores. The
money order business is booming and it's not just illegals sending
your under the table pay back to Mexico.
Bank mergers are commonplace.
The feeling is this...Banks? You can't bank on them!
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