by Gary C. Gibson

Created on: November 21, 2007   Last Updated: October 09, 2009

Can the United States establish diplomatic relations with Iran is a more practical question than 'should it'. The U.S.A. could create another tempting little pie-on-the-window-ledge of an embassy in Tehran with disposable diplomats wearing suicide belts that would explode if the embassy was overrun by President Amadinejab-the-Jew's insurgent surge of radicalized snake-head-biting youth. A dose of tit for tat with political diplomats willing to bite it for the gipper could reduce federal deficit spending as a collateral benefit if they wear the beam out belts themselves.

Yet we of the west descry suicide beaming. Plastic explosive transporters are a kind of cargo cult victory at best and the collateral splattering of innocents is too common. Perhaps we could help Iran destroy its nuclear reactors as a show of good faith before moving in to shake off together on the entire issue of show-grinist democratic equalization measures to bring Hillary Clinton to lecture at the hall of the mullahs, ayatollahs and potentates in Teheran. Iran has a lot of touristing opportunities, and without good independent writers visiting it there is probably little prospect for a thawing of relations over the course of the long, cold winter. Iranian women could form a new layer of bureaucracy with good job security if their government were better friends of the U.S. Government we trust. If our respective nations were on better terms who can guess what great things could be done, what vast amounts of oil could be consumed, or whom we might be able too target together in hypothetical nuclear games!

I waas glad to hear that President Amadinejab has a Jewish background, and that his name is really a fake taken up to conceal his Jewish ancestry. Hiding in plain sight was a clever plan of the guy that must be torn by failing to proceed through the bar mitvah normally. Well, it is never to late to become a kosher, regular guy for the Iranian leaders. Maybe if he learns too speak modern Hebrew well enough the Israelis could join us in planning nuclear war games together.Perhaps total annihilation of a wandering camel in the desert would be a good target...a mission 'desert blast' to send one thousand gigatons of hell upon the grass-eating ungulate just to show our technological supreamacy!

Iran is the ancient Aryan nation of yore-it has gone through countless historical permutations and for about 1400 years has generally been a Mohammedan nation. Iran has a kind of perennial identity crisis...something

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