by Mj Ferruzza

Created on: November 20, 2007

1. Conan O'Brien never thought much about personal security,
now his plans have been altar-ed.

2. When it comes to priests as stalkers, some see penance
while others see State Pen.

3. People aren't complaining much about the rising price
of gasoline. It's hard to complain when you trying
to find time for sleep between the three jobs you
need to fill a gas tank these days.

4. There are three major store chains looking forward to some
booming, coming holiday sales figures...
The Dollar Store, The Dollar General and the Family Dollar.

5. The White House is in disbelief that Americans won't be
spending much this holiday season. We should all do what
they do and just sell off a little of our booming Haliburton
stock.

6. From the rumor mill, MTV actually played a music video today.

7. The Hollywood writer's strike has hit the television industry
hard. Now all the reality shows will have to rely on not using
scripts.

8. A few NY Stage hands may have a hard time getting posted news
on the strike since they refuse to open a curtain to look for
the mailman.

9. A rap Christmas album is about as head scratching as a wrapped
Christmas bagel.

10. The Christmas Beverly Hillbilly episode was a classic.
"Yule come back, Noel here!" Classic.

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