by Josh Wilde

Created on: November 19, 2007

MIKE AND KATHY - An E-Mail Love Story

Hi,

I was supposed to get a 15% bonus for my last deposit in my casino account, but didn't. Can you help me out?

Mike

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Hi Mike,

Are you sure you want to get out? You just arrived. Okay, it was a bad joke. I checked and you are right - I've credited the bonus to your account.

Kathy
On-Line Casino
Customer Service Rep

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Hi Kathy,

I like a customer service rep with a sense of humor! I really want to thank you for that bonus - I played with it, hit big on the slots, and decided to blow the winnings on a vacation to the South Pacific!

Mike

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Hi Mike,

Great, Mike! I am really happy for you! You and your wife will LOVE the South Pacific. The Scuba there is fantastic.

Kathy

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Hi Kathy,

I know. I've dreamed about diving there for years. But I won't be taking my wife. I recently got divorced.

Mike

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Dear Mike,

I am sorry to hear about your divorce. I know what you are going through. I divorced last year and then moved here to Barbados. Incidentally, have you ever thought about diving in the Caribbean? The South Pacific can be a bit stormy at this time of year.

Best,
Kathy

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Dear Kathy,

Actually, I was thinking of the South Pacific not only because of the diving, but also because of my profession. I am a doctor and it would give me a chance to study some diseases which are endemic to that region.

Best,
Mike

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Dearest Mike,

I did not know you are a doctor! We have FASCINATING diseases here in Barbados. You would love it! Incidentally, if you are still planning on going to the South Pacific, study up first on self-care for shark bites. You will probably need it.

By the way, as part of our new security procedures, we are requiring photo identification before we send any large winnings. Please send me a recent scanned picture of yourself.

Love,
Kathy

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Dear Kathy,

That is the first time an online casino ever asked for my picture, but no problem. It is attached. Actually, I had no recent picture of myself, but I needed to get one for renewal of my private pilot's license, so I went to a photographer this afternoon.

Best,
Mike

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Darling Mike,

I received the picture and it is wonderful...for identification purposes, I mean. I'm a bit worried about you, however. I have been doing some websurfing and it seems that the entire South Pacific area is expected to be whipped by monsoons this year. Also, geologists are predicting a tremendous increase in volcanic explosions in the region.

I didn't know you were a private pilot. Do you have your own airplane?

With love,
Kathy

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