by Mj Ferruzza

Created on: November 18, 2007

1. Barry Bonds said he would do anything to prove his innocence. When asked this could include the truth serum sodium pentothal he was in favor, he already had his own syringes.

2. All of OJ's new troubles started because he wanted all of his cached away football memorabilia returned. The Goldman family now awaits it with a catcher's mitt.

3. If Hillary is elected president, a Washington intern will have to call her husband Bill... the First Gentleman. As opposed to when he was president when an intern would call him...in the middle of the night.

4. With oil prices jumping more than a dollar in a year and less people are traveling from home. It seems quite a turnaround to find gas keeping us on the inside.

5. Superman was an illegal alien.

6. When a bank owns the house you are paying on, they seem always around. When your house gets foreclosed, they are left a loan.

7. The Westminster Kennel Club is still collecting donations for Disaster Relief. The benefits do not go to survivors of Hurricane Katrina, but Michael Vick's home.

8. How to profit in the sports world: If you are the New England Patriots steal signs. If you are A-Rod steal the spotlight from the World Series. And if you are OJ try to steal your memorabilia.

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