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Humor: Daily news (11/17/07)

Today in the news this eleventh month, seventeenth day of 2007,....................



From the "Chicago Sun-Times": Burlington Homes in Bakerfield California has announced that it willl no longer sell homes to attornys. When asked a spokesman for Burlington Homes stated; that the reason for the decision was do in part, to an overwhelming amount of litegation brought on by law firms from residence of the legal profission. Adding it places untold additional and unneeeded coasts forcing Burlington Homes to recover the loss in overhead with, an increase of price of homes sold to clientel whom aren't attorneys. Today a lawyer has filed a civil class lawsuite against Burlington Homes for occupational desrimenation.



New Delhi India: Selva Kumar had been hounded for 15 years by the mwmory of a horrible act he'd committed as a teenager. As an 18-year old he had stone and clubed two dogs to death he found engeged in mating. He then hung them from a tree. That's when his personal suffering began. He goes on to say,"That's when my hands and legs became paralyzed, and I lost my hearing". Kumar now 33 and living in southern Indian district of Sivaganga could no longer bare the physical pain of the dog cures, so he sought the advice of an astrologer. Her cure for his maladies? Marry a dog! That is exactly what he did. The newly wed couple is now registred at PetSmart.

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