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Statistics show that men generally make the larger sacrifice of their respective gender characteristics when they get married.
Men give up doing their cleaning, their cooking, their grocery shopping and their laundry.

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The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.
"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is
an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains

are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men
nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked.
The patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in
price between male and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains
have to be marked down because they have actually been used."

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A brunette, redhead and a blond went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.
After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found
a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room.
Be sure to check out our newest feature:
A mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a
wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror
to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think
I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.
The redhead stepped up ans said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly
found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blond looked into the mirror and said,
"I think......",
and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

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A blond calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem. "What's the matter?" he asks.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" He asks.
"It's of a big rooster," she replies.
"All right," hes says, "I'll come over and have a look."
When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the kitchen table where
she has it laid out. He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says, "Oh, for
crying out loud - put the cornflakes back in the box."

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