Channel Button

There are 16 articles on this title. You are reading the article ranked and rated #4 by Helium's members.

Creative Writing   >

Humor

Get a Widget for this title

Humor: Reality

LANGUAGE BARRIERS

Living in an expatriate community in Hong Kong, you have neighbors from different cultures and languages, and in my block, were 3 houses. My house was in the middle with my language confused kids; English being their first language, and Deutsch, an adopted one having had spent 5 years in Germany. On my right a French family, just moved in from Bangkok, Thailand, and on our left, a British family. My four years old son had struck up a very strong team relationship with both my neighbors kids of the same age.

It was a nice sunny day, the usual overcast, gray skies had been overpowered by the gentle winds, driving the clouds in the seas, and exposing the blue sky. One of the rare days in the humid season in Hong Kong, and it would be a waste of natural resources to let it go without the kids taking the best out of it. They always played in a Thai, thatched doll house to evade the heavy humid air, but on such a beautiful day we spread a mat on the open.

The Kids were playing car bumping with the French boy's toy cars. As we sat there, sun bathing too, we could tell they were having a blast, until one big crush bump broke my son's toy car. My son cried out, "my car is kaput!" The French Kid did not see the damage but told my son the car was a FIAT, and not kaput. My son insisted saying, "it is kaput". Annoyed and irritated to convince my son otherwise, the French Kid stood up and grabbed the car, making the bumper more loose, he screamed, "it is a Fiat!" Just when the fight was getting hysterical, confused and scared, the British girl stood up and said in a rather pitiful voice, "Now kaput Fiat, is completely broken." Then my son and the french kid both agreed and said, "yes, it is broken."

We did not know our kids had language barriers, but we realized why there was a lot of noise in that Thai thatched doll house, and we were glad they had a unifying liaison, the British girl and the British Kindergarten.

Learn more about this author, Winfridah Mcekeni.
Contact this writer Click here to send this author comments or questions.


Below are the top articles rated and ranked by Helium members on:

Humor: Reality

  • 1 of 16

    by dryspot

    MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE; And so how did the immortalized mortals ever pull it off? I, Oliver Short can understand quite easily

    read more

  • 2 of 16

    by Michele Thomas

    Good Things Come in Bad Packages

    I recently moved into a new apartment. I decided I liked the "bare walls" look but I had

    read more

  • 3 of 16

    by Ruthie Lancaster

    Reality Check or Too Close to the Edge

    "What's wrong?" I asked sharply as soon as I climbed into my best friend, Whats-Her-Name's

    read more

  • 4 of 16

    by Winfridah Mcekeni

    LANGUAGE BARRIERS

    Living in an expatriate community in Hong Kong, you have neighbors from different cultures and languages,

    read more

  • 5 of 16

    by Lucy Michael Post

    The Tale of the Wounded Belt Loop
    Please be advised that if you have gained weight and you just pulled your jeans out of the

    read more

View All Articles on:
Humor: Reality

Add your voice

Know something about Humor: Reality?
We want to hear your view. Write_penWrite now!

126621

Featured Partner

OMB Watch

OMB Watch exists to increase government transparency and accountability; to ensure sound, equitable regulatory and bu...more

What is Helium? | Buy Web Content | Contact Us | Privacy | User agreement | DMCA | User Tools | Help | Community | Helium’s Official Blog | Link to Helium

Helium, Inc.
200 Brickstone Square Andover, MA 01810 USA