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Life or the perfect life is the ever illusive vision we spend countless hours chasing but very few will realize. Is it that perfect life eludes us or do we have a skewed vision of what life is suppose to be. Many a person will go through life thinking that they have a rather meaningless existence. Feeling as if we never really touched another's life or made a difference. Well one thing is for sure we must stop crying and whining about all that we have not and look to what we have instead. Unless we are locked in a cage for fifty years it is virtually impossible for us to walk in life and not interact with others. It is not so much what we take in life, but what we give that matters. More and more people I encounter in life appear to be looking for what they can get out of life. It is my true believe if one would focus more on what one can give in life rather then what life has to give it would be a much better place to exist. How often have you been approached by an individual and the first thing to come out of there mouth is all the crap the day has unloaded on them. Well here is some advice when confronted with this very type of person, first lets just cut them off and calmly explain that with all the crap you are carrying on your shoulders there is no way you can allow them to unload on you. In fact lets take on a new approach. Lets live with a giving perspective. You just take this opportunity to give them some of the crap you have been carrying around. Get right into it and unload a handful of crap on them. This will have a two fold effect, number one it will relieve you of some of your crap and secondly it may ease the burden of the unsuspecting person who was hoping to crap on you. They may even realize that the crap that you have is a lot worse then the crap they are carrying. This will relieve there troubles. So I challenge you to put this theory into play and start crapping on people you meet. This may not make you many new friends in life but by giving more crap then you take your life will at least be less crappie

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