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I have been collecting Dumb Blonde Jokes since I was a little kid when I was actually a blonde. Fortunately my hair kept growing out darker and darker until now I am a brunette. I think my hair realized I was smart and decided being a natural blonde was a bad idea. However, I haven't stopped collecting these jokes!

My Top Five Q & A blonde jokes:

#5:
Q: If a blonde and a brunette fell from a building at the same time, who would hit the ground first?

A: The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

#4:
Q: Why did the blonde get 17 other people together to see a movie?
A: Because "under 18" was prohibited.

#3:
Q: Why do blondes poof their hair so high?
A: To catch everything that goes over theirs heads.

#2:
Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
A: Artificial intelligence.

#1: Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the W's.

My Top Five Blonde Jokes:

#5:
A blonde and a brunette were walking in the woods. The brunette happened to stumble onto a dead bird on the ground. So she said "Awe look.. a dead bird." The blonde promptly looked into the sky and asked "WHERE?!"

#4:
A Blonde woman walks into a Hair salon to get her hair cut, wearing a set of headphones in her ears connected to a tape player. After sitting in the chair, the beautician asked her if she would please take the headphones out of her ears so that she could cut her hair. To this the blonde replied "NO! I can't take them out or I'll die!" The beautician said, "But I can't cut your hair with those headphones on..." "But I'll die! I'll just DIE!" the blonde insisted.

So the beautician did her best to work around the headphones. She found this very difficult and knew that if she continued like this that the girl's hair would be a mess. After a few minutes, the blonde fell sound asleep. So the beautician decided that she could just take the headphones off while the blonde was asleep, do a great job on her hair and then put them back on before waking the blonde up. So she took out the headphones and proceeded to do a wonderful job on the girl's hair. However, a few minutes later, the blonde fell over dead! The beautician could not imagine why this could have happened, so she decided to pick up the headphones and put them on.
To her amazement, all she could hear was "Breathe in.... Breathe out... Breathe in... Breathe out..."

#3:
Two blondes come out of the mall and find their car, only to discover that they have actually managed to lock their keys

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