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Chuck Norris leaves no survivors.

Jack Bauer is the Chuck Norris of the new millennium; the answer to 9/11 and terrorist threats that kept many American's glued to their television screens. A hero in his own right, Bauer is, unfortunately, unable to compete with Norris on any level. It's not his own fault; it's his producers fault. Norris can't help but rise to the top; he invented himself and the new American hero. Bauer is produced by Hollywood tycoons-Norris doesn't need a producer, just a camera man.

While it takes Bauer twenty four hours to solve his problems, Norris usually had things wrapped up in forty-five minutes or less. Bauer resorts to brutal violence while Norris used his enemies' strengths against them. Chuck kept his show family friendly, Jack doesn't.

Fifty years from now, all the 70 year olds will still be talking about Chuck Norris and how they loved his show when they were children. Jack will be just be a fond memory of their teenage years. He kept them going after 9/11 but it was Chuck that they wanted to grow up to be like.

When the dust settles from the Chuck Norris/Jack Bauer fight, who will be left standing? Chuck Norris of course. You better get on your knees and start repenting for even doubting. Because Chuck Norris leaves no survivors.

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