by Monica K

Created on: November 07, 2007

The best way to dump a blind date is to get dumped by your blind date! I'll tell you more in a moment. However, I must warn you, the single-most important thing to remember is YOU WANTED TO GET DUMPED! So, when the moment arrives when Mr. (or Ms.) Oh-so-wrong delivers the much awaited news that "things just aren't working out," don't suddenly go into insecure mode and wonder what you did wrong, or what's wrong with you, because if you didn't want to be on the date in the first place, you have done absolutely NOTHING wrong.

Now, how and why would you want to get dumped? Because its harmless and painless to all parties involved. You, the dump-ee should escape unscathed since you were not into the other party and the dump-er has simply left the date feeling no connection, better than leaving hurt! So, how's it done? Pretty easy, as when we are on a good date, we are very careful NOT to do certain things, (i.e. leave a mess, curse, belch/fart in front of the other party, etc). So, in order to be a "bad" date (in an effort to get dumped), simply let it all go! It doesn't have to be to the extreme, you can simply be unsociable, rude, or snobbish without saying much of anything. Don't talk about things that interest you, because that tends to turn to a more positive conversation which in turn, puts you in a more positive light. You simply want to look as "pathetic" as possible, without attracting too much attention from anyone except for your "bad date."

This can be done, this has been done, and I assure you, its much less harmful that the low-down-dirty-letdown dump!

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