Most of my favorite quotes come from FRAT PACK films, i.e., those starring some combination of Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Seth Rogan, Steve Carrell, and Will Ferrell. I know the quotes are good when my friends start spewing them out after one beer too many. So, without further ado, here they are:

" There he is. Big man's back." - ALONG CAME POLLY

"Raindrops! " - ALONG CAME POLLY

" People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang." - Brian Fantana from ANCHORMAN

"Fire up the Iron Horse Boys" - NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM

" How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?" KNOCKED UP

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..." OLD SCHOOL

" You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy." OLD SCHOOL

" I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time, today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I - I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD - that you've been playing for two years straight - off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain! " - David, from THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

" The guy's either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. Okay? So what's it gonna be?" - Evan, from SUPERBAD

" Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. " - Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn) - in Wedding Crashers

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