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The best way to annoy rival football fans

by Mr. Ewe

I can't decide whether I am happier when my team wins or when my friend's team loses, just so I can rub it in his face. Now, of course, there are many ways I do this. To me, annoying somebody is an art where anybody can be an artist, or maybe it's just how I get my kicks.

To start, there are the normal tricks, cheer as loudly as possible whenever something happens that is not in the "rival" teams favor and boo whenever something is in their favor. But everybody does this, so we need something that will really get under our rival fans skin. Next time your friend goes to a home game of his favorite team, you need to go too, supporting the other team. You need to go all the way, jersey, face paint, foam finger, everything, and whenever everybody is booing, you need to cheer, and when everybody is cheering, boo. If you do this, you will not only be annoying your friend, but also all of the other fans sitting near you. Whenever I watch the game on TV, I always see somebody doing this, and I solute them. Anybody who will put themselves into this unfamiliar ground just to annoy their rival fans is a true fan of football because a true fan will do whatever it takes to show that their team is the best, even when that team is 2-14.

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