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How to identify a zombie

Well its not a hard task identifying a zombie unless your a complete dolt. We all know zombies as the undead and as being undead your skin rots and well you cant talk. Most people will try to put this out and talk about the Haitian zombie but thats not a dead zombie that we all love.

First thing is if you find your self to be the only one around like everyone just up and disappeared take that as not a good sign. Next if you see someone in your house you don't know huddled in a corner or bend over your wife/girlfriend or the other way around for the ladies not a good sign either. Before you make a sound or ask a question make sure you have something close to neutralize the threat. Another thing you can tell about a zombie is well it stumbles not very fast at all. So say your driving and you see someone stumbling and looks like they are badly hurt where they shouldn't even be walking take it careful never ever put you hand on there shoulder thats asking for a bite.

Now if you suspect someone is a zombie never get close for them to lunge at you and like the above statement never put you and on there shoulder as a matter of fact never touch them till you are sure they aren't a zombie. Very important fact is when and if you find out that your loved one or someone in your house is a member of the undead always go for the head never lock them in some where and never stab and run and never never ever think you safe after they are neutralized its never safe there can be more.

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