1) I SMOKE. I SMOKE A LOT. I ENJOY IT....

VIOLET DEVEREAUX, played by Gena Rowlands in the 2005 film, The Skeleton Key, starring Kate Hudson.

2) FIND A HAPPY PLACE. FIND A HAPPY PLACE. FIND A HAPPY PLACE!....

PEACH, the Starfish, played by Allison Janney in the 2003 animated film, Finding Nemo, starring Albert Brooks and Ellen DeGeneres.

3) I WANT TO LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND I WANT TO TELL HIM WHAT A CHEAP, LYING, NO GOOD, ROTTEN, FLOOR-FLUSHING, LOW-LIFE, SNAKE-LICKING, DIRT-EATING, INBRED, OVERSTUFFED,IGNORANT, BLOOD-SUCKING, DOG-KISSING, BRAINLESS, D*LESS, HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, FAT-A*, BUG-EYED, SPOTTY-LIPPED, WORM-HEADED, SACK OF SH* HE IS! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH*! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?....

CLARK W. GRISWALD, played by Chevy Chase in the 1989 comedy, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

4) YOU CAN SEE ME?...I THOUGHT I WAS IN-VIN-STABLE....

UNCLE CHARLES, played by Tyler Perry in the 2005 stage play, Diary of a Mad Black Woman.

5) OWEN!...HE'S TRYIN TO KILL ME!....

MRS. LIFT, played by Anne Ramsey in the 1987 comedy, Throw Mamma from the Train, starring Danny DeVito and Billy Crystal.

6) HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM....

JIM LAVELL, played by Tom Hanks in the 1995 film, Apollo 13.

7) I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*....

SGT. ROGER MURTAUGH, played by Danny Glover in the 1987 film, Lethal Weapon.

8) YOU KILL ME, I KILL YOU RIGHT BACK....

TONY MONTANA, played by Al Pacino in the 1983 film, Scarface.

9) MY PIPES GO BANG BANG BANGIDY BANG BANG BANG....

ALEX ROSE, played by Ben Stiller in the 2003 film, Duplex.

10) I GUESS WE FOUND OUT HIS WEAKNESS...BULLETS....

GABE, played by L L Cool J in the 2004 film, Mindhunters.

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