An epidemic-

I was watching Mtv the other day, as I often do because I'm hip and "with it", when I noticed something. We have an epidemic on our hands! Evidently there are haters Everywhere! I don't think I heard one song on there so-called suck-a-free countdown that didn't involve, f*cking the haters, letting the haters have it, ignoring the haters or flossing on them haters. This bothered me most grievously because I personally have never seen an actual hater myself but from the Intel I have gathered about their race they are very a troublesome sort. Full of trickery and other such things. It occurred to me that perhaps it is a regional thing because all of the artists highlighted were indeed from the "shy" or some place called the ATL that apparently is a very dirty place just south of here. there were also some people from New York city New York, a tough place, if I remember correctly there was one gentleman a while back who felt the need to carry over 100 guns and an equal amount of clips because he was from there.

Given the circumstances with the apparent invasion of the hater types I now understand why people from New York New York feel the need to carry so many fire arms and why people from the adjacent coast often times "drop it like it is quit hot" and do a "C" walk which I can only assume is a colloquialism for walking in a careful manner.
I fear for the life of my friends so I want all of you to read carefully these indicators that I have gathered from my research on these menaces.

#1: DO NOT GO TO THE DOCTOR, from what I can put together The PH.D stands for Player hater degree which would make these haters the most fully educated of the bunch.

#2: BE VERY AWARE OF THE RULES OF THE ROAD WHEN YOU ARE ROLLING. Also make sure that you shower before driving I hear that they will try to catch you if you ride dirty.

#3: Ignore the haters "jocking you in the club", I don't know what this means but it seems like a prevalent theme these days so I know that it must it happens.

#4: As far as I can guess the best defense to the hater is good dental hygiene and performing dangerous acts for movie roles. If a hater approaches you do a "stunt" and immediately rush home and floss thoroughly.

#5:Never, EVER drink anything given to you by a confirmed hater. There isn't much info on the subject but back a few years ago in the 90's I seem to remember hearing about a new drink called HATERAID and I'm not sure but I think it may be brainwashing Devise used to enlist others in the ranks of the hater.

So far this is all the Intel I have gathered on the subject I urge all of you to PLEASE WATCH MTV AND B.E.T., IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE! therein are true to life accounts of what is commonly referred to as hateration and how to overcome it's pitfalls. Please listen to these people they are saving our great country and the world and their folk music is in no way formulaic, derogatory, self-touting, braggadocios, boring, unoriginal, ignorant, misogynistic or lowbrow. It promotes awareness of an epidemic that could overtake the world; and to those who believe what some say about the negativity of the music and it's genre, well many of the analysts who comment on rap and hip-hop and it's cultural relevance are in fact PHD's. You tell me who to believe!

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