A radio station in town used to play a different joke every morning. Here is one of my all-time favorite classic blonde jokes that has been stuck in my head for years:

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch out in Conroe, Texas. They move from thier LA apartment to Texas to run the ranch, but really don't know what they're doing. The sisters take out a loan to make improvements to the ranch and end up blowing the money. Tragically after just a few years, they are in financial trouble, and the sisters are defaulting on their bank payments. In order to keep the bank from re-possessing the ranch they need to purchase a bull from a stockyard in South Dakota so that they can breed their own stock. They only have exactly $500 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." Neither of them had a cell phone.

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and thinking this is what will save the ranch, decides she wants to buy the bull. The bull owner tells her that he will sell it for $499, no less. After paying him $500 and getting $1 in change, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her and will put the telegram together, then adds, "It's just 99 cents per word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette has only $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking what she should do , she nods and says, "Ok, please just send her the word "comfortable."

The operator laughs and shakes his head at her. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister is blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly... com-for-da-bull."

Blondes really do have more fun!

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