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Humor: Attitude adjustments

I used to get told by my parents that if I did not change my attitude that they would have it adjusted for me.

Needless to say it never happened and as a child I changed it real quick, wiping smirks off my face and piping down, sitting next to my sister in the back seat of the family station wagon on a long road trip! And as I got older, I often wondered if there were 'Attitude adjustment' shops out there, a bit like a mechanics shop set up to help change your attitude. Apparently if you were not willing to change it yourself, others are more then happy to oblige to help you in your quest!

Perhaps in every city they would have these Attitude adjustment shops, cause it seems from my own personal experiences with my own attitude and observing others with theirs, that there would be a need for more then just one. I sure know of a few people I have been in contact with in my lifetime that could surely use the assistance from an Attitude adjustment shop! Ashame there aren't any around.

I could see parents in the front seat of their vehicles and the children in the back, cars are lining up down the block for them to all have their attitudes adjusted for them! Two-for-one specials on Tuesday, Three-for-Two on Wednesdays...etc. Friends bringing friends along for their own attitude adjustments!

Maybe I can start one up and see how it goes and then branch out into franchising your own Drive-Thru Attitude adjustment shops, Our Motto would be, "Where one visit to our shop, we'll guarantee the attitudes stop here"!

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