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Losing It
I'm losing weight
I'm losing my hair
I've lost my purse
And I don't know where
I've lost my job
And my best friend
I lost at Bingo
O, where will it end?
I've lost my keys
Now I have to stay home
It's just as well
Since I've lost my comb
I've lost my watch
So I don't know the time
My husband thinks
I'm losing my mind
But it's hard to think
And try to assess
All the problems of life
When you have PMS!
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by Pixie P
God, turn me into a man"
I sat down and prayed
I am sick of being overworked
And grossly underpaid
I want to have no manners
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Losing It
I'm losing weight
I'm losing my hair
I've lost my purse
And I don't know where
I've lost my job
And my best friend
God's Heart Dances when Women Laugh
Mirth peeks in.
A giggle is born.
It fights its way from our throats to our noses.
We
A SIMPLE BATH
I never take a bath
without paper and pen
my tape recorder
mystery novel
depends on what mood I'm in
Lots of bubbles
over
Female in thy grace though seeketh
Thine own sensuality
To find that which beeth abundant in thee
With all that be delicate,
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