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Poetry: Female humor

Losing It

I'm losing weight
I'm losing my hair
I've lost my purse
And I don't know where

I've lost my job
And my best friend
I lost at Bingo
O, where will it end?

I've lost my keys
Now I have to stay home
It's just as well
Since I've lost my comb

I've lost my watch
So I don't know the time
My husband thinks
I'm losing my mind

But it's hard to think
And try to assess
All the problems of life
When you have PMS!

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