I once knew a cat
whose name was gatita
and as she lay on a mat
I said "i don't wanna eat ya"
You're dumber than a dog
whose dumber than a pig
who lies in a bog
and grows pretty big
If i don't eat you
than i won't eat him
now pigs are eww
and i'm a vegetarian
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I once knew a cat
whose name was gatita
and as she lay on a mat
I said "i don't wanna eat ya"
You're dumber than a dog
whose
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