The best comebacks are done without ANY hesitation, begin with a genuine laugh, and finish with biting sarcasm.

- "I realize it's already too late, but have you ever entertained the idea of thinking before speaking?"

- "Is that the BEST you could come up with? Why don't you take PLENTY of time, and come back with something that is actually worthy of a response."

- "I can't even imagine how much it must suck to be you. You have my sincere and abundant sympathy."

- "I'm just taking a guess here, but it seems your grip on reality was lost almost as long ago as your sense of humor."

- "You really must stop getting your medications from the guy who lives under the freeway overpass."

- "Those of us that appreciate your lack of intelligence, would relish your silence."

- "I can only assume you never had any friends growing up ... and I can clearly see why."

- "I would reply, but I can't speak 'IDIOT' so you would understand."

- "Can you repeat that please? I just want to see your words come back and kick you in the ass ... this time with my help."

- "You see? THAT remark is just one reason why your absence would be greatly appreciated."

- "Enlighten us all in your infinite wisdom, the definition of the phrase 'Ignorance is bliss' ... "

- "Aren't you getting tired of that taste of shoe leather in your mouth?"

- "What is it like to be free of all sensitivity, caring and compassion?"

- "I'm sure I speak for everyone ... please tell us what it's like to live among your fellow trolls under the bridge."

- "Yes, you certainly are the poster child for dementia."

- "I would love to stay and trade insults, but I would need to find a worthy opponent."

- "So little time ... so many morons."

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