Following are some good night messages I received from one of my friends. Each of these jokes were followed by a " Good Night " wish.

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without a BRAIN. Pls tell them your age.

Last night some devils came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good peopleI gave your name and address. They said, OHNO! WE CAN'T DISTURB OUR BOSS.

Sometimes my MIND asked why I like U? Why I care 4 U? Why I Remember U? Then my HEAERT answered, it's simply because "MENTALLY CRACKED PEOPLE NEED MORE CARE"

If you are my good friend , do two things everyday.
Fist , Pray for me, so I can have long life
Second, Have a bath, so I'm not uncomfortable when you are around.

If you sneeze once, note that I'm remembering you.
If you sneeze twice, note that I'm caring for you.
If you sneeze thrice, note that I'm missing you.
If you sneeze four times, Fool, get some medicine, because you have caught a cold.

Giraffe ready? Ready boss!
Zebra ready? Ready boss!
Wolf ready? Ready boss!
Deer ready? Ready boss!
Monkey ready? Ready boss!
Donkey ready? No boss its reading this sms.

When I called your phone yesterday, I heard this message. " The monkey you called is busy at the moment. Please try again later".

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