There once was a grumpy compulsive bear named Fred. The grumpy compulsive bear named Fred was married to a very beautiful enchanting princess named Nicolina. None of the other forest creatures understood why the princess married the bear, after all it wasn't normal for any human to be married to an animal much less a bear. But most of the other forest creatures and fairies, elves, and gnomes believed that the bear put a spell over the princess.

One day, preferably a Saturday morning the grumpy compulsive bear named Fred took the princess Nicolina and his two wicked bear sisters. Smelly Sally bear, who rarely takes baths and Smoky Susan, bear that smokes as much as a fire breathing dragon. The will all be traveling in the grumpy compulsive bear Fred's carriage to visit their brother and his wife and their child in another kingdom far away.
The brother who is named Tevin, used to be a bear himself but after he read the book entitled: Spells for dummies; How to turn yourself into a human bag yourself a great job and a wonderful woman. Now, Tevin is kings of his own castle, with his queen their and their princess by their side. The compulsive grumpy bear named Fred thought about reading that book once but never had the time. So he basically stuck to the basics.
During the trip, Smelly Sally and Smokey Susan demanded food. So the compulsive grumpy bear took the 3 of them to a rest stop to Mac Arthurs fast food restaurant. Upon there, Smelly Sally had a burger, with no fries and no drink. Smokey Susan had a burger, no drink but she did have fries. The compulsive bear named Fred ate a Mac Arthur big Mac, large fries, and a large diet coke to wash it all down with, and he also has an ice cream Sunday with hot fudge. The lovely princess Nicolina had only a diet coke and a lovely colorful Asian salad. Hey a princess such as the fair and lovely Nicolina should always watch her figure.
As the lovely princess Nicolina was eating her salad. Smokey Susan had the erge to smoke again and she dragged Fred outside while she smoked to keep her company. Smelly Sally stayed with the lovely princess Nicolina, and complained about her monstrous appetite, so the princess Nicolina felt bad for the smelly bear and gave her more money for food. By the time that the smelly bear came back to the table. She put all of Nicolina's money in her pocket and gave Nicolna what was left of the remaining dollar.

To be continued...

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