One day a man walked into a bar in a nearby county and ordered a glass of beer. At the bar was a guy playing a piano, was no more than one foot in height. Amazed with his talent and the extra small height, man went to the bartender and asked where he found the pianist.

The bartender said: "Oh, I found an old lamp. One day I was cleaning it and there came a genie and he granted me a wish for setting him free. That is how I got this guy."

Satisfied with the answer man asked the bartender for the lamp in exchange of the money he had. Bartender thought for a while and agreed to the deal.

Upon reaching home the man closed his doors and started rubbing the lamp. There came the genie and asked the man to make any wish.

Man: "Ah.. You almighty genie, please give me million buks. "

Genie: "Yes master, thank you for taking me out. Your wish will be granted in no time."

With that the genie went off and there were a huge number of DUCKS inside the man's house. They were all over the place and he crept out with much difficulty and headed straight to the bar and explained what happened to the bartender. Hearing this bartender said:

"Of course, I forgot you to tell that the genie is a little deaf and what do you think I really needed a twelve inch pianist'".

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