HUMOR: It's very easy to tell if your husband or wife is cheating if you're observant and look for the clues. For the sake of clarity, I'll assume here that the bed-hopper is the husband. Of course, this isn't always the case, but in the happy American home where the guy is the breadwinner and the gal is the little stay-at-home mommy, the guy usually gets more opportunity.

With today's women pursuing careers and making their own money, things can be 'achangin' in those roles. I'm sure there are more working wives cheating today than ever before in history, and maybe the bedsheet-covered playing field is getting more level. However, if you check the statistics, and as it happens with all other male animals, it is still usually the guy who roams.

Here are the clues:

1. In the middle of lovemaking at home in bed, he calls out another woman's name.

2. In the middle of lovemaking at home in bed, he calls out another man's name.

3. He has someone else's lipstick on his shirt.

4. He has someone else's lipstick on his shorts.

5. He looks guilty all the time.

6. He looks innocent all the time.

7. When he goes out to the store to buy cigarettes, he's gone for hours.

8. When he goes out to the store to buy cigarettes, he's gone for years.

9. When you find a pair of woman's panties in the car, he says he doesn't know how they got there.

10. When you find a pair of woman's panties in the car, he admits they are his.

11. He gets caught soliciting for sex in airport men's bathrooms.

12. He gets caught soliciting for sex in airport women's bathrooms.

13. He develops a strange itch in an embarrassing place.

14. He gives you a strange itch in an embarrassing place.

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