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Mythology: Guide to the major Greek Gods

Diana is hosting a huge party called the blue moon bash and she thinks its gonna be the best party ever. The scene begins and the gods are playing twister... the only god having fun at the party is Diana. The Gods try to spice up the party but Diana continues to prevent the party from being fun with her lame ideas. Diana eventually puts on some Hilary duff music and starts dancing with Aphrodite in the back. The four other gods, Zeus, Ares, Apollo and Hades, they start to talk about how boring the party is. Hades comments on how when he is bored he watches the "humes" and just as he mentions that two humans walk onto the stage. The 4 gods start making the humans do bizarre and embarrassing things. Diana steps in and to teach the gods a lesson gives the humans the power of the gods. The gods r then picked on by the humans. Diana then switches the powers back talking about how no matter who has the power it will be abused and then the gods return to picking on the human and chase him off the stage. (the scene is dark, the gods are set up in place at a party and Diana advances to the middle of the stage. A spotlight is focused on Diana.)


Diana: I'm so excited! Tonight is my blue moon bash, any god who's anyone is gonna be there! This party is going to be the best party ever!
( the spot light turns off, the stage lights go on and the scene commences. The gods are playing twister and Diana is the "person")
Zeus: THIS PARTY BLOWSSSSSSS!
Diana: Oh be quiet Zeus! Ares, right foot green!
Ares: Are you serious! Were gods, and were playing twister, are you kidding me!
Diana: Well the nights still young... I know! Lets play musical chairs!
Hades: How bout no...
Aphro: It's better than twister...
Zeus: I'd rather shoot my foot!
Apollo: Y'know what! Ares, bust out a fat beat!
Ares: Iight!
(Ares starts beat boxing and Apollo starts rapping)
Apollo: Yo, m'name is Apollo and I'm da god of da sun,
busting out da mad rhymes, so listen up everyone
I came to this party, but to my surprise
im stuck here play'n twistah, I'd ratha scratch out me eyes
This party really sucks, I'm bored outta my face
So i'll see y'all lata, cause I'm outta this place!
(the gods start leaving)
Diana: wait, wait, wait! Don't leave! this parties just getting started, hit it Aphrodite!
(Hilary Duff music starts playing and Aphro and Diana go more towards the back of the stage and start dancing)
Zeus: Wow, this is boring!
Zeus: I cancelled Bingo for this?!?!?!?!
Apollo: this is ridic y'all
Ares: Yeah, I think its time to go
Hades:


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