Wrting whilke abbraviated, inkneebreathmated, ingratiated,m,.while drukn can be fun,

I mean, who are you to tell me I can't writeth ehwh while drunk? Anwyway Im not drunk, just tired, so shout up!

Wherewas I? Oh yeah, writing while drunk, It can reallly healp your creatgaivity. Heres a littele peolem, peopml peom peo poem:

My lttle bootle sits nearbuy,
my little dottble makes me cry.
Why should i cry little moe and shempy?
Cause my lttele bottle is empty!

Good huh? Yeah, but no one will buy it, lousy basstodds.

Anwyway, wrting when drunnk, and I;m bnot bdrunk, you d=understan, just buzzed, writing while drunk cann bringg ouot reac creactivtiy, here;s a little poemml I wrtoe:

my bittle lottle sits neaarby,
my littlee boteelle amkaes me cryu,
why shouldddI cry like moe and shempy
cause my lettle botttle is empty!

Itss tru, my little bottle is empty, gootta go now, have one on me,

so, I gotta write 2000 characters onn this, alright! don';t yell at me machine! Damned things, alwayus yelling at me.

Anyway, writing when drinkinining. IOt's sokay eevey onece on a while to do it. The sayu Snakeshear was half-the-hag when he wrote Julio and Romette, hah, I thought so too. That line "Roaming toe, roaming toes, where fart four thou, roaming toe." is a dead give away. I bet old Snakesfear never had a sboder days in his life, hadh!

How'm doingg? Still hear! Good, sit over next to the elephant and be quiet! Hah! The cat is lookingg at me funny. I am not drunk stupid catt! Catts can be grea t inspiration for wrtring, Heres a little poem:

my lttle catt sitz neary by
my little catts makes me cry
why should i cry like moe and shempy
my lttele catts dish is empty

ANy songwriters out there you can have the writess for a three-fifty.

I'm not just a poety writer. oh no, i write anything. ANYTHING see? I told eeewe hah!

New writers souldn;t drink. Nude writers, yes, but new wrtiers, no way. New writers are paranoid. All the new writers on helium are paranoid. I stalked on the other day and they called the cops on me! Nude writers are muchmore fun. SO be a nude, not new, writer.

Hey, is monica out there? I love you moinca, even if you don';t lknow me, really, I do, call me, okay?

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