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My husband and I used to love to go out on Sunday afternoons, and scour antique and junk shops. We always broke up as soon as we hit the door, he going his way, me going mine. Then we'd always meet up several times, to show each other something or other, (or for me to ask for some money.)

On this particular warm Sunday, I happened to be wearing a pink (oh mercy) tube top. I don't think I had ever worn one before, and I KNOW I haven't worn one since! Worse yet, if I'm not mistaken, this was a hand-me-down.

We were in one of those huge barn like collectives, and when I'm in those places, I usually become totally engrossed in studying the merchandise. So it probably took some time before I noticed an old man seemed to be tailing me. He was always in the stall next to mine, peeking through old bottles, or under lampshades at me. Creepy. About this time, my husband came up to me for some reason, we had a little chat, and he went on his way. Moments later, I was checking something out on a low shelf, and caught it out of the corner of my eye. My left boob! The whole thing. Not just peeking out, but totally, and udderly :-D exposed! That explained my fan club.

But the saddest part of this embarrassing tale is not that some old perv got his jollies. No, the tragic part is that my husband talked to me face to face, AND DID NOT EVEN NOTICE!

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