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Presenting The Deep Brain Story Extractor

This fabulous new device, although extremely expensive, is the answer to the creative woes of the neophyte, struggling, or non-practicing writer. Have you struggled to put pen to paper and write something anything? Are you museless? Blocked? Do you need a helping hand to jumpstart your art and realize your potential as a successful writer?

Science is now ready to come to your aid! Crack teams of scientists have been laboring in secret for seven years, no expense spared, in order to provide a cure for this creative blockage. And now it's here!

Put simply, this device has a powerful probing attachment that will plumb the depths of your conscious and unconscious mind, find a fine story, and extract it. The special EXTRACT-O-WRITER converts the stored memory to binary code, focuses the code through the SCRIPT-O-MATIC funnel, and produces page after page of marvelous narrative. Everyone who reads your story will marvel at what comes out of your head!

Buy one today and show everyone you know what you're made of!

WARNING: use only as directed. Extraction to be performed in the presence of a trained medical professional. Side effects may include internal bleeding, blindness, paralysis, lobotomization, and acute death. Sorry, no refunds.

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