AN UNLIKELY LIMERICK

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Most limericks aim for the mark -

Something bawdy, just for a lark.

But I thought

I once knew a girl in Mahon,
Whose trousers she could NOT get on.
Though her struggle was great -
Twas superfluous weight,
But

THE LIMERICK

It's a verse that is bawdy in jest

Written foully and part anapest

You may keep the meter

But say the word peter

And

Wild Beast

There once was a man from the east
Who tried to tame the wild beast
But when he would shout
The beast would then

I see that you have no degree,
In that case you're no use to me.
You need education
To succeed in this nation,
Or perhaps you