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Poetry: Limericks

• 1 of 78

  by Lauri Mitchell

  AN UNLIKELY LIMERICK

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  Most limericks aim for the mark -

  Something bawdy, just for a lark.

  But I thought

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• 2 of 78

  by Dolores Moore

  I once knew a girl in Mahon,
  Whose trousers she could NOT get on.
  Though her struggle was great -
  Twas superfluous weight,
  But

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• 3 of 78

  by Russell Grimes

  THE LIMERICK

  It's a verse that is bawdy in jest

  Written foully and part anapest

  You may keep the meter

  But say the word peter

  And

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• 4 of 78

  by David Mobbs

  I see that you have no degree,
  In that case you're no use to me.
  You need education
  To succeed in this nation,
  Or perhaps you

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• 5 of 78

  by Cherry Kelly

  Writing a limerick in time,
  each line must carefully rhyme,
  Now go grab some beer,
  and the next thing you hear,
  "go cut

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