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Testimonies: My thoughts about spam email

I am Rich! I am Rich Beyond belief! Soon, I will have so much money, that it'll be spilling out of my brains! And let me tell you something else, god is so kind to me that not only money, I will soon be the 'king of good health'. So what if I am married and only 32 years old, my wife has all the rights to benefit from my good, solid...ahem...health, if you know what I mean!

Ironically, till last week, I couldn't even imagine that my luck would change completely overnight!

Millions of dollars, Latest 61" LCD Plasma TVs, Gold Plated and Diamond studded cell phones, Rolex and Omega watches, Mind blowing 'health' capsules, Luxurious Yacht holidays and many other things that other mere mortals can only dream of, is all
mine now!

All these things don't fall into your lap just like that, you have to be either extremely lucky or extremely hardworking or extremely smart-working, or all three.
I am neither!

I mean, in between all the euphoria and celebrations on becoming a multi-billionaire many times over, I did try to reflect on how and why did my luck suddenly take this superb U-Turn, but after reflecting for exactly 5 milliseconds, I had to give up thinking about it because the Champagne was turning warm.

See, I have always been a believer, but now even more so. I must be God's chosen one, since out of so many people in this world, 6 Billion to be precise, I, Amit Nagpal, was chosen to be showered and blessed with so much money and other free goodies suddenly that I don't even know how to handle all this.

I always knew that I had it in me to make a difference. Although I must admit that at 32, with one failed business behind me and no professional qualifications except a graduation degree from Distance Education College under my tight belt, I was seriously beginning to doubt my vision of having a 100 acre farm house with private jets. Instead, just like any other normal middle class man, I was wasting my time contemplating on mundane and time-consuming issues like paying rents, paying phone bills, paying my 5 year old son's school fees and cursing my boss for paying me so little every month.

But all that changed last week when Luck and God finally smiled on me, in the form of...EMAILS! Yes sir, Emails!
I am so proud of myself, I am so proud of my eagle type sharp vision and of course, the fact that I am intelligent enough to identify an opportunity when I spot one!

Tell me, how many of you are lucky and intelligent enough to be SPECIALLY SELECTED for bestowing so many riches


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