Jean Jackets

The illusive jean jacket Fashionable? Yes. Timeless? Yes. A good way to keep warm? HARDLY...
Imagine thisAn extremely chilly night in Octoberlate October. Your about to take an amazing hay ride... (Flasks allowed of course, or else it wouldn't be "amazing").
You're wearing a cute outfit and (not wanting to mess up the whole "look" of the outfit by throwing on a hefty coat that does nothing but give you an extra ten pounds) you hastily decide on your "always fashionable" jean jacketBIG MISTAKE

Now, everyone's experienced it at least once in their lifethe ice cold jean of the jacket rubbing against your goose bumped arms. Hairs being ravished between your skin and your jean jacket is HARDLY a "warming" feelingnot to mention your so cold and uncomfortable at this point because of your hasty decision to bring along a jean jacket, that you really cant even movethe more you move, the more you feel the cold piercing your skin and the more your goose bumped arms becoming chaffed, (or so it feels).
Now, instead of enjoying this nice October evening, your cursing yourself at the choice you made to grab your jean jacket in the first place, therefore making your night barely enjoyable(hey, at least you have a flask on this hayride or else it would have REALLY sucked)
At this point in the evening, you decide to start hardcore pounding the whiskey in your flask just in order to make yourself feel "warm" from the strong liquor.
To conclude, jean jackets are for drunkardsgrab a zip up sweat shirt, stop complaining and GET WARMwithout the whiskey

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