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Satire: Infatuation

Ever since I saw it, I've had this bizarre obession with it. The Six Star Cutlery set that is, which is an amazing addition to my kitchen I must say.




Never before has a knive set of this magnitude really done it for me until now. I've never been one to obsess over knives, guns yes but knives, never...that is until now.





Strangly enough, the Six Star Cutlery has found it's way not only into my (amazing) ritualistic cooking, but it's been known to shown up in photos, dreams and yes even a good game of Madlibs will probably recognize the excellence of the Six Star Cutlery.





Honestly, I don't think I've ever gotten so excited over a knive set before in my life and I've grown up with many...Cutco to name a few.




Looking back though, my mom once stumbled upon a great Alaskan Ulu knive which, after using, she bought about eight more and gave them out at Christmas. At first I thought it odd but after I used this amazing Alaskan knife, I understood the ridiculously sick cutting power this little knife held and to tell you the truth, it excited me. Check it out. I'm not kidding.
http://www.alaskaguide .com/ulu_knife.htm




Come to think of it I am now realizing that I'm pretty obsessed with the Alaskan Ulu knife too. I guess I just never stopped to ponder the degree of obesssion like I did with the Six Star Cutlery until now.



Having an amazing knife is an essential part of having a great kitchen!

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