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to our subterranean world. At the modest end of the scale, we have the Tarts at only 5, for which you receive an annual "Heart Tart" card and our bi-annual newsletter. For those with more copious reserves, we encourage you to consider donating at the Dormouse level (100) or Mad Hatter level (500), which give you additional access to private areas of the domestic residences (see the enclosed brochure for details). The generous donors at the Duchess or Queen level (1000 and 5000 respectively) receive additional gifts and party invitations available only to the select few. For the ultimate experience, consider donating at the Alice level (10,000) to receive your own crown and access to the court (at least while the Queen is away). As a 501(c)3 organization, your gifts to us are, of course, tax-deductible.

Please feel free to contact the White Rabbit directly with any questions you may have regarding the various levels of membership; you can do this most easily by leaving your note in a bottle which you may place in the hollow of a nearby tree. Our staff of postal mice will retrieve your missive and deliver it swiftly to the Rabbit. You can expect a response from our manager of members within a fortnight. In the meantime, I look forward to seeing you tumble down a hole very soon.

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