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HOMING IN ON US

Relocating? Moving out?
Shortening your daily route?
Need an agent who's devout?
Call the realty talent scout.

For commissions, great and small,
Countryside or urban sprawl,
Agents call and caterwaul
In the housing free-for-all.

Marketing our real estate
And trying to accommodate,
These folks will try, at any rate,
To close the deal and celebrate.

As prime rates go through the roof,
Can-do colleagues show their proof,
Opening doors without a goof
And demonstrating their aloof.

Though mortgages and lifelong loans
Put families into danger zones,
The realtors madly work the phones
To lure with housing stepping stones.

Sending e-mails, telegrams,
"Dear Kind Sirs and Sweet Madames,
Don't you love our new floor plans?"
They make attorneys look like lambs!

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