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Well, it is only my second article and I am already feeling like goofing off a little and having some fun - this will not end well. Anyway, what follows is what I consider to be the best joke that I have ever heard. While of a somewhat mature subject matter, I feel comfortable telling it at almost any occasion. Do you think you know a better one? Well, I'm sure you know what to do ...

(* PLEASE NO RACIST, SEXIST OR OTHERWISE OFFENSIVE JOKES *)

There was this guy who worked at a pickle factory. He worked for there for years and was the very best at his job. In fact, it got to the point where he could work for ten minutes and then daydream for ten, work for ten, daydream for ten. This was all fine and good and the guy did this for years, all the time being recognized as the best employee the pickle factory had.

One day, the guy starts thinking about sticking his penis in the pickle cutter.

At first it just an occasional thought but over time, it becomes an obsession with him - it is all he can think about.

Finally, one day, it is the middle of summer and the factory is hot - you can feel the tension - well, the guy just snaps - he gets up and sticks his penis in the pickle cutter.

Right at that moment the boss walk in and says, "What are you doing! That's disgusting - you're fired."

Well, the guy packs up his stuff and heads home.

His wife sees him walk in and says, "Home early honey. Everything okay at work?"

"Not really dear," he replies, "I got fired."

"Ha Ha! As if," she answers, "as if! You've been employee of the month for almost three years running. There is NO way ..."

"It's true honey."

"But, I um, ah - I don't understand," his wife says, seeing the look on his face and realizing that he is serious,

"How is that possible - what did you do?"

"Well, I stuck my penis in the pickle cutter."

She runs over shocked and pulls down his pants to see that everything appears to be pretty much normal.

"Well, what the heck happened to the pickle cutter?"

"Oh, she got fired too."

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