Intelligent Design: Fact or Fiction.

Intelligent Design (ID). It's a controversial subject these days and everybody's talking about it. The basic theory suggests that the universe and everything therein was created by an outside intelligence with purpose. Not god of course, why would anybody suggest that? That would be religion and I'm sure nobody wants to see religion taught in a science class. That was tried with creationism years ago and it failed with good reason. There is another something else that make creationism and ID different. ID is true and now it has scientific evidence backing it up.

Earlier this week, scientist and beloved wheelchair-bound celebrity Dr Stephen Hawking accidentally created the universe in his kitchen. The universe itself is moving at an incredible speed and has already moved past the age of the dinosaurs. At first it did nothing but then, with the aid of two assistants and a pair of robotic claws, set about making planets and placing them within the universe, said to be hovering three feet above his kitchen floor. They then created stars and all the other elements that make up the universe. This morning the famous scientist was just finishing up the design for a new creature he calls "Adam".

At a press conference, Dr Hawking has stated that he has learned many things since he came the creator of all things. For one he has stated that there is no there life in the universe as he has not created any. He suggests that black holes are caused by cigarette burns and that the star are nothing more than light bulbs hanging from wires. The only question the doctor couldn't answer was how the universe had existed for so long when only before its creation on Monday. The scientist then claimed that he would be resting on Sunday but next week would be suing churches for collection money that he says is rightfully his. He then ended the conference with "Go now my children but know now that I walk with you for I am they Lord God, thy creator."

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