My husbands gone ten hours a day. That's OK. I just sleep half of it, and I don't even know he's gone. You know how we are all guilty of watching the soaps. Well, I found a new obsession. It's called exercise. I never new it could actually make you feel better. I mean, I used to watch my tape, and just imagine how much pain those poor twigs were in.

Chocolate! oh, I used to love chocolate..... I started noticing that it was going to my hips, and that it seemed to make me moody. Well, I gave it up and I'm thinner. Of coarse now that I don't eat it, I can't get moody from it. Now it just makes me moody ,because I can't have it.

I'll be sitting on the couch. I'll have a frown on my face. My husband ask what's wrong. Oh nothing."I'll say." Somethings wrong."he'll say." What did I do now?"He'll ask." I just sit there, and he thinks he did something wrong. Then all of a sudden, I'll say: I want chocolate! Then he says : Oh! OK... Is that all?
Then I puff up again. He's totally oblivious as to how I'm feeling at that point.
I'm mad at him at that point because he gets all the dang chocolate he wants. He has no clue at that point that I feel he's being insensitive.

I sitting there thinking; soft drink guzzling, chocolate eating, sugar high, skinny tall man. RR!

I love him any way in spite of his problems.
I just hope he can learn to deal with mine.

You know your bored when you are pressing your curtains with an iron for the second time in one day.

You finally get a friend over and your almost painting like a dog. Look! Look at what I did! What can we talk about today? Are you comfortable? I can get you some pillows if your not. Please move in. My husband has big love I promise. Now you know why those woman ever go for polygamy. Yeah. They don't want to be lonely.
They have a few more ,or more sets of hands. Then they wake up one day and probably ask themselves is this worth going to hell for?

HM. Then they see that they have some other woman watching their kids while there having uninterrupted fun with their husband.

Then they probably say: I guess so....

I don't believe in polygamy. In no way shape or form. I guess that it's so tempting to have all that help and companionship ,because it is a sin.

Well, I really have to go run a steam iron over those curtains so I better go now.

Remember Don't charge it. You'll have to pay it back plus interest.

I'm out a here!

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