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Created on: August 25, 2007 Last Updated: October 31, 2008
The many-splendoured joys of pregnancy.
1. You can eat all kinds of food, and not feel fat.
2. You can wear baggy clothes and have an actual reason for it.
3. You can claim a seat on the bus/train/ferry.
4. You can return to a buffet meal numerous times. That includes the dessert cart.
5. 'Tiredness' is an acceptable reason to leave boring dinner parties, concerts or work functions.
6. You can go shopping for cute baby things you are going to 'need'. Clothes, toys, new handbags (well, your old handbag will not fit important baby stuff...)
7. 'Sleeping in' and 'resting' are acceptable past times when you are pregnant. Apparently, there wont be any time to do this when the baby arrives.
8. You are actually pregnant! You will soon have your own 'bundle(s) of joy. Enjoy!
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